People: call your friends and neighbors, your local representatives, your mail carriers, your travel agents. Sound the alarms... let hell roll through the streets of northern California. May the very skies shudder as we bellow these three truths:
1) The proper move after dumping an overpaid, no-D scorer is not to acquire an even more overpaid no-D scorer.
2) Now is no time to swell the payroll.
3) Rebuilding teams should not punt on Anthony Randolphs.
We're at the edge of a cliff here, folks. Here's hoping LeBron accidentally announces he's joining the Knicks, because this has Webber Dump: The Sequel written all over it.